Bengal Tiger

"Dishoom’s website looks exactly like its restaurants: incredibly aesthetic, heavily branded, and slightly overwhelming. You've absolutely nailed the vintage Irani café vibe with gorgeous typography and elegant framing. However, you've also nailed the feeling of being handed a thick novel when all you really want is a menu and a reservation link. The homepage is a sheer test of endurance. Right out of the gate, mobile users are hit with an aggressive promo modal that blocks the view. Once they swat that away, they're faced with an endless scroll of historical anecdotes, FAQs, and massive image blocks. By the time they actually find the 'Food Menu' button—because heaven forbid you actually show a dish and a price on the homepage—they might have starved to death. Credit where it's due: your 'Planning your visit' section is a masterclass in providing comprehensive information, detailing everything from nearby transport links to wheelchair accessibility. It's just a shame you decided to hide half of it behind mobile accordions. It's a gorgeous site, but it desperately needs a ruthless editor. Trim the fat, let the food take center stage, and save the history lessons for the back of the physical menu."