Battersea, London

"Welcome to Indian Moment, where the very first moment you experience is an aggressive, screen-hogging red pop-up demanding you read their BYOB and corkage policy. Nothing screams 'fine dining experience' quite like a 150-word legalistic lecture on responsible drinking and box wine limits before you've even seen a samosa. On mobile, this text box is so massive it gets cut off, trapping you in a scrolling nightmare just to find the green 'Continue' button so you can actually view the website. Once you escape the pop-up purgatory, you're greeted by an absolute identity crisis of a colour scheme. We've got a dark red logo slapped onto a black background (rendering it completely invisible), an orange 'Our Story' button, a hot pink newsletter sign-up, a dark teal footer, and random brushstrokes straight out of 2012. For a restaurant heavily boasting about being 'award-winning', the visual presentation feels incredibly disjointed and unpolished. And speaking of a restaurant, where exactly is the food? There is not a single photo of a dish on the entire homepage. Visitors have to actively hunt through the navigation to find a menu or rely on the sterile 'Order Online' button. They do score genuine points for proudly displaying their 5-star food hygiene rating and clearly listing their contact details in the footer, but it would be infinitely better if they also told us when they actually open. Ditch the aggressive pop-up, hire a designer to pick exactly three colours, and show us why we should want to eat here."