Kensington, London

"This website looks like a web developer started building it, went on their lunch break, and simply never returned. The most glaring issue is the massive, inexplicable white voids taking up prime real estate on both the desktop and mobile versions. It feels less like a design choice and more like a graveyard for widgets or images that failed to load. When combined with awkwardly floating, cropped photos of curry, the whole mid-section of the site feels entirely unfinished. Then there's the typography. The homepage features a genuinely elegant, faint mandala background—which is immediately ruined by a harsh, neon cyan 'RAJ OF KENSINGTON' header that looks like it belongs on a 2004 laser tag arena's Geocities page. It's a bizarre stylistic clash. Furthermore, whoever built this lazily kept the mobile hamburger menu for the desktop version, forcing users an extra click just to navigate a practically empty homepage. But the true crime against web standards happens in the mobile footer. Instead of stacking the 'Overview,' 'Opening Times,' and 'Our Address' columns vertically like any modern responsive site, the columns stubbornly stay side-by-side. This results in them squishing together to produce avant-garde poetry like 'Overv iew', 'Openi ng Times', and 'Our Addre ss'. You have to squint and decipher broken syllables just to figure out when they open. The food looks great, but this website needs a total rebuild."